would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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