thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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