If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
