3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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