Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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