I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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