i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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