My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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