Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
is it fun? or sober?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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