I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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