3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We had to coat check the pizza.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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