I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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