i think my mom watched the whole time
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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