yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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