Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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