I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He shit in the fireplace
Randomize
