I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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