a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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