STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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