I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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