Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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