i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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