That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I intend to get homeless drunk
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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