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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...

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Better than a ass imprint on a spoon

Submitted by nurseB on Nov 3, 10 at 4:08pm

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you took spooning to a hole new level

Submitted by orangecrush24 on Nov 3, 10 at 10:51pm

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...and a mushroom shaped imprint on your forehead.

Submitted by SocRzR on Nov 3, 10 at 4:17pm

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Can't be assed looking it up. Explain

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 10 at 12:23am

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You're welcome

Submitted by Phys on Nov 3, 10 at 5:08pm

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GINOSAJI!

Submitted by KannibaleInZivil on Nov 23, 10 at 10:25am

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I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who has had this happen.

Submitted by meredork on Jun 21, 12 at 9:58pm

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Haha that's Calgary for ya :))

Submitted by honeyyb on Nov 4, 10 at 2:24pm

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Can't be assed looking it up. Explain

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 10 at 12:23am

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awww, 11 year old with daddy issues makes me a sad panda.

Submitted by rawrsaysbrooklyn on Nov 3, 10 at 5:43pm

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Saw one spatula shaped!

Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 3, 10 at 11:46pm

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Lmao that crazy

Submitted by chopper911 on Nov 3, 10 at 10:37pm

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Im going to pray for you BondDaddy....

Submitted by funnyashell on Nov 7, 10 at 7:31pm

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That's what you get.

Submitted by Michguy on Nov 4, 10 at 2:09pm

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So you have a ni gger imprinted on you? Or am I the only one that still calls them spoons?? (look it up)

Submitted by BondDaddy on Nov 3, 10 at 10:38pm

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spoon shaped bruise on your ass ? have a taco ! - Pablo

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 10 at 8:05pm

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Submitted by nurseB on Nov 3, 10 at 4:08pm

Submitted by orangecrush24 on Nov 3, 10 at 10:51pm

Submitted by SocRzR on Nov 3, 10 at 4:17pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 10 at 12:23am

Submitted by Phys on Nov 3, 10 at 5:08pm

Submitted by KannibaleInZivil on Nov 23, 10 at 10:25am

Submitted by meredork on Jun 21, 12 at 9:58pm

Submitted by honeyyb on Nov 4, 10 at 2:24pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 10 at 12:23am

Submitted by rawrsaysbrooklyn on Nov 3, 10 at 5:43pm

Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 3, 10 at 11:46pm

Submitted by chopper911 on Nov 3, 10 at 10:37pm

Submitted by funnyashell on Nov 7, 10 at 7:31pm

Submitted by Michguy on Nov 4, 10 at 2:09pm

Submitted by BondDaddy on Nov 3, 10 at 10:38pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 10 at 8:05pm

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