i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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