we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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