porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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