these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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