Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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