gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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