please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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