if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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