How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
These tits shall not be calmed
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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