is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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