Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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