i would punch a child for taco bell
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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