didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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