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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions

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(515): View more from Iowa

Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out

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(419): View more from Ohio

You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.

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