Having a random hookup so left but love u
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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