Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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