He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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