So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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