were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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