gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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