He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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