who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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