is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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