So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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