at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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