i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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